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I swear the UK’s like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone else in the class loves each other and they all play with each other at break time and the UK just sits in the corner all on their own, and sometimes Ireland comes and sits with them but usually not
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Eurovision 2013 will be proudly presented by:
omfg.
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Meanwhile in Europe….
(Source: jemmalynette, via panemaniac-and-potterhead)
Remember last year when we were top of the leaderboard for a moment?
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*Estonia gives the UK 5 points*
Graham Norton: Oh, look at that! We’ll go to Estonia on our holidays now. I was going to mock her lipstick shade, but not anymore.
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the only reason the uk are last is because we like to be polite, and will therefore allow you to go first, and shall attend patiently behind because we have manners
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
none of you are invited to the olympics or jubilee now
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(Source: klairy-dust, via dreamythings)
eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just rmember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry
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